The Space Katana

I’ll keep this short so you can maintain those thumb-scroll-reps.

Let’s be honest - we both know who this saber is based on. If you haven’t seen my charmingly markable face on a thousand posters and questionable popcorn buckets, then you might want to consider joining civilization. But the shadow of the Big Mouse stalks me like a fat man hunting for shredded cheese at 2am, so we are going to play a little game I like to call:

Bypassing Intellectual Theft Checks Happily & Avoiding Serious Suits

(Coincidentally, that also spells out what I wanted to name this thing originally, but the almighty Algorithm Lords wouldn’t have appreciated that.)

So let’s keep the corpses out of the local swimming hole and talk about why you want to wrap your fingers around my supple saber. This beauty was made using one of those Vektra hilts, and who doesn’t like some shiny blade windows? Eyes up here, because the top half of this baby was wrapped in stuff that looks like my body armor – so touching me has never been easier.

Down at the thing I’ve been told is a “Covertec band”, they plastered my cute little logo and surrounded it with what they insisted is NOT bullet holes. They then smacked on one of those fancy-pants control boxes with a filter in my favorite color, and that got paired up with a matching activation switch so you can turn them on while you turn it on. And of course, they had to wrap that grip up in some genuine leather – because even the hardest weapon has a soft side.

Oh, I forgot to talk about the colors. It’s got red, black, just look at the photos.

We’re reaching the character limit folks, so it’s time to put a nice little bow on this. Do you wanna buy one? Of course you do, and I’ll be sorely disappointed if I don’t see at least ONE spandex-clad cosplayer wielding this beauty. They originally let me name it, but my innuendos weren’t “market friendly”, so in honor of my own arsenal we settled on calling this piece the “Space Katana”. You can get your hands all over it in the August RTS Drop happening this coming Saturday, August 17th at 9am EDT. After all, who needs pictures of their loved ones when you could display this saber instead?